This INTERNET page is for VAMPIRE EYES only. 

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If you are a human, or another type of supernatural being not explicitly invited to view this page (especially WEREWOLVES) you will forget you've even seen this INTERNET PAGE and you will go on with your day. 

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Now that the riff-raff has been weeded out, we the Vampiric Council of New Orleans do hereby INVITE any and all Vampires who are reading this INTERNET PAGE to join us in New Orleans, the vampire capital of the new world, to march in the INTERGALACTIC KREWE OF CHEWBACCHUS Mardi Gras parade on January 20th in the year 2024.  

For more information, please send a raven, astral project with your RSVP within reasonable hours, or follow us on our brand new social media accounts.